Candles

This is my fav...what's yours?

Throws

Hi Everyone,

A friend of mine is selling throws again this year for Christmas. You know what they are, the thingy that you throw over your bed to keep you warm. I only have the one attached sample to show you now. I may have already solicited a few of you so if this is a repeat request, I apologize.

They are $63.00 each ---- I know it sounds expensive, but they are really good quality. I am getting 2 --- one for my bed and one for my sofa.

Have a look, and let me know if you are interested. Orders are due by this weekend!

Soap Dispenser

Can I get one, Honey?

Literary Guild for Sociopath Serial Killers; Dick Masterbate

Tra la la, I was merrily skipping along. I was reading the thoughts of my dearest and queerest, no not really, well maybe if she's drunk, uh huh, my fav fag hag Babz at Dirty Bitch Society.

I read a past post about this guy Dick of Men are Better Than Women. Apparently Babz has tangled with this piece of shit in the past. Oh he just don't know cause if Babz really got hold of him, well his feelings would really get hurt.

This guy made my asshole pucker.

I mean I found myself reading his lame ass bullshit and that of his butt buddies and I've never read so much crap in all my life. I'm not taking up for Babs as she can do quite well on her own. This guy is a certified weirdo and unfortunately he's even been on the Dr. Phil Show.

I read some of his stuff and it's really sickening, especially some of the comments. If you ask me, it's a Literary Guild for Sociopath Serial Killers. Watch the video and see if you don't get the same urge to fuck his mouth, like I did? I get first fornication!! Who's next????????

I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry

Yea yea I've been lost but I had to post this...

Oh, I'm just in love! I heard this, well Layne made me listen and I was none too appreciative at the time. I may have been in a mood? Am I moody lately Layne? Don't answer that...But I'm glad I listened and just simply worship Katy and announce her as my newest Diva in the Works(DIW). I will admit to not even thinking about there being a video until I went to Dirty Bitch Society and I know they won't mind me stealing it to put here.

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Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl Song Lyrics

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Katy Perry
I Kissed A Girl

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter
Your my experimental game
Just human nature
It's not what, good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Whatever...

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Hello Boyz!!

Here's a few treats for your Basket. I am particularly obsessed with Redheads!

Early Hump Day

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Just Like My Baby

I am one hot mess myself. I just had to steal this from Babz. This is just like my Pug. Of course, mine is cuter and obviously smarter. I am laughing but do mean it. He is my baby.

Note to Self* Write Babz and tell her you took this thus it will no longer be considered theft, right? Will she kick my ass? OMG!

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If I were a Penguin, this would be me.

While we're on the subject why not send some Penguin love to someone you miss. Jamie, this is for you!

Noodling?

Now I'm not much on those redneckin' lovemakin' types, you know those that have a chaw? of chewing tobacco in their mouths,(tastes awful) but I do love a muscular man. Yes, I turn to jelly!


Hot jelly on my belly

Babs. How do you describe her? As she told me she wants on her tombstone, she is a "Walking Contradiction." On her post at DBS she had a link to her old blog. I had completely forgotten about that blog. Just killing time, this morning, as I'm still waiting to have my turn in the shower (he's so slow in the morn)I read a few posts.
I knew Babs long ago. I've known her for about 20+ years maybe more but i'd have think. Babs was not a nice girl and there were even times I would get so pissed off at what she was doing and I wouldn't talk to her. She knows this especially back when she was doing heroin. I hated that babs. Before that she drank to much. I didn't like this babs to much either. we did have some good times but other times could be bad. She would get into fights and I would tell her the next day that she ruined our night out. I might not talk to her for a hot minute but eventually I'd come back around. I'd forgive her and move on. Babs had to learn all things the hard way i suppose. It hurt me cut me deep when she went to prison but it saved her life. It made her who she is today. She might be pissed at me for saying all this but it won't be the first or the last time. will it barbara? I've not set eyes on her for a while and I miss her. yes babs i do love you and always always will.Reading her stuff makes me think. she wrote this as a comment to a family member and this made me think:

OK Sweety. Reality. Some people have it all in this world. Some of us don't have a pot to piss in. It is good to strive to be in the middle cause anything else is just gravy. Don't expect it and it won't [be] a disappointment. Aim high but stay low, don't ever be pretentious and things will fall into place. Don't sweat the small shit and it's all small shit.Very important. But equally important, don't wait for anybody to save your ass. You are alone. Whomever you choose to cushion your world with, [it]is a bonus but don't count on it. Have a higher power. Gay or not, God knows who you are and loves you. Does he make mistakes, I think not and he created you in his image. It is deviant behavior that he doesn't like and you know what I'm talking about, those nasty trollups.

Fail to plan, plan to fail but don't obsess. Don't be lazy. If something needs to be done that's important, you'll feel much better getting it done, [then]you can breathe. But the fucking dishes can wait when it's time to enjoy what life's really all about: Love, Laughter and Family.
Kisses Sweetie and I'm real glad to have heard from you and I really mean that.
Mwah!!

Ssssssssssh, Happy Belated Birthday My Babs

Hump Day

I love it when they have that mischievous look in their eye. Ya can't threaten me with a good time!

Buck Angel

Have you seen this guy Buck Angel? Watching him just blew me away. Check him out, you won't believe your eyes. I know I didn't what. Can you say, "Crying Game?" Butt fuck Betty, dude is laughing all the way to the bank!

I Love A Good Scam

Oh Mary, Damn!!!

Hump Day

Hump Day Eye Candy

Doncha just love that cut, you know that cut that leads to the buried treasure? Damn tasty, Finger Lickin Good!